Tuesday, March 7

The Fix

Second hand books are most often bought anonymously through an SRC run service, or privately via the use of pinned up adverts providing details of books available and a contact number...

Hi, (sorry for the late txt) do you still have the e-marketing txt book available? Ta, TS.

Hi TS, ive still got it. ill be at uni on thurs from 11 to 4 with a break from 1 to 2, is that convenient 4 u? - Rimmy

Yeah, out the front of the library at 1.10? I'll bring the $25 in unmarked bills in a brown paper bag!

Ha ha! Its a deal - c u then : )

...so, is Rimmy a girl? Is Rimmy allured by The Student's overtly lame graft and corruption humour?

Stay tuned
readers!

Update: She was hot.

8 Comments:

Blogger jude said...

can't wait
I forecast a puzzling early afternoon fog; an empty parking lot, a Styrofoam cup of coffee that spills in slow motion and a big black overcoat fumbling with your neck until all we can see are your purple lips, the spilt coffee and the paper bag lying on the floor in a crumpled heap while the sound of menacing footsteps fades away.
Too exaggerated? Don't worry, you won't die; you're the hero of the story

12:03 PM  
Blogger The Student said...

Hmmmm.

I like it.

Any chance she'll be dressed like Carmen Sandiego.

12:17 PM  
Blogger surlypat said...

What's with the ha ha Okies! (OK) ha ha :) bullshit. I got the exact same in my textbook transaction txt. Note to People under 20, you're really not helping cynical Gen X fucks' like myself hate you any less

5:26 PM  
Blogger Enny said...

WoooOOOOOOOoooooh!

Keep us informed

5:56 PM  
Blogger The Student said...

I might hit her with a...

kthnxbye

...following the transaction.

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Paul said...

Wait wait wait.. is it Rinny or Rimmy? You've got both.

And, you know, "Rimmy" probably isn't a girl...

4:05 PM  
Blogger The Student said...

Well spotted Paul, she was a spunk.

5:28 PM  
Blogger Enny said...

so did u hit her up wit a 'kthnxbye' or a 'call me *click click*'?

6:37 PM  

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