Joke
Heard the one about the guy who drives an hour to uni just to pick up a course guide that he has organised a lecturer to pin to their door, just to get to uni and find that it isn't there, thereby negating the whole point of even coming?
Oh yeah, it's REAL funny.
Oh yeah, it's REAL funny.
posted by The Student at 8:27 PM
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Hilarious.
Have YOU heard the one about the girl who was ridiculously ill and dragged herself from her sick bed to get a Doctor's certificate, only to find that the rules for the test that day were:
There shall be NO excuses for missing this test. Medical certificates will not suffice. All students who did not attend simply fail the test and will not have a chance to re-sit it - end of story.
I just cried with laughter.
If by "laughter", you mean the deep and aching pain of frustration and homicidal fantasies.
Wait a minute, surely going to a councellor and crying will get you out of that?
They cant say, 'everyone who doesn't show up fails' can they?
Scumbags!
What about the one where the girl drags herself out of bed at 6:30 on a Monday morning, travels over an hour on public transport, only to find that her 9am class is cancelled because the teacher is sick? Not to mention that said teacher is seen the very next day wandering around the campus looking completely healthy.
Must be the moon or something...
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